The If Batman Were Poor v Superman Humor
DayMan V NightMan- Dawn of Batman is not real. His entire reality is "What if". If someone draws batman getting ass pumped by Joker that is as legitimate of a reality to me as the Batman comic series. Marvel and D.C. are dinosaurs who only maintain existence, by targetting a youth group which will never stop perpetuating, if they are all raised on Marvel and D.C. "If only I had super powers", is why people cling to these childrens stories. And it is the exact angle these companies continue to use because you only WISH you could be, what obviously no one can. Sure it's possible to be Batman. but for how long? Not nearly as long as the series portrays. Batman would not get the chances in real life that he does in comics. He gets knocked out and kidnapped, and villains choose not kill him becaue they want to use him in their plan somehow? He's fucking Batman. If you don't kill him your fucked. The only story which did the bad guys justice in either of these universes was old man logan. I suggest you read it, then drop both these shit companies altogether and look for stories that have a beginning, middle and end.
"Batmans the ultimate most powerful, oh man he can't even die". He is the protagonist in a never ending series. Big fucking deal. Anyone can write a God like character that's half Bruce Lee half Mcyver. Oh he's rich? If only there was a challenge. At least if he was poor he would really have to improvise.
if batman was poor
if batman killed the joker
if batman were a patient in arkham asylum dreaming everything
if batman killed his own parents
if batman were caught
if batman got handed over to law enforcement
if batman got killed by superman
if batman had no prep-time
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