Batman Were Poor V Superman Humor

Batman v Superman full movie part 1 The world's two greatest heroes face their worst enemy: passive agressive-ness. DayMan V NightMan- Dawn of Batman is not real. His entire reality is "What if". If someone draws batman getting ass pumped by Joker that is as legitimate of a reality to me as the Batman comic series. Marvel and D.C. are dinosaurs who only maintain existence, by targetting a youth group which will never stop perpetuating, if they are all raised on Marvel and D.C. "If only I had super powers", is why people cling to these childrens stories. And it is the exact angle these companies continue to use because you only WISH you could be, what obviously no one can. Sure it's possible to be Batman. but for how long? Not nearly as long as the series portrays. Batman would not get the chances in real life that he does in comics. He gets knocked out and kidnapped, and villains choose not kill him becaue they want to use him in their plan somehow? He's fucking Batman. If you don't kill him your fucked. The only story which did the bad guys justice in either of these universes was old man logan. I suggest you read it, then drop both these shit companies altogether and look for stories that have a beginning, middle and end. 

Batman Were Poor V Superman HumorBatman v Superman full movie part 1 The world's two greatest heroes face their worst enemy: passive agressive-ness. DayMan V NightMan- Dawn of Batman is not real. His entire reality is "What if". If someone draws batman getting ass pumped by Joker that is as legitimate of a reality to me as the Batman comic series. Marvel and D.C. are dinosaurs who only maintain existence, by targetting a youth group which will never stop perpetuating, if they are all raised on Marvel and D.C. "If only I had super powers", is why people cling to these childrens stories. And it is the exact angle these companies continue to use because you only WISH you could be, what obviously no one can. Sure it's possible to be Batman. but for how long? Not nearly as long as the series portrays. Batman would not get the chances in real life that he does in comics. He gets knocked out and kidnapped, and villains choose not kill him becaue they want to use him in their plan somehow? He's fucking Batman. If you don't kill him your fucked. The only story which did the bad guys justice in either of these universes was old man logan. I suggest you read it, then drop both these shit companies altogether and look for stories that have a beginning, middle and end.